Not USA

Not USA is an absolutely apolitical game about a fictional country that has no resemblance to any existing country whatsoever. It tells the tale of a man so angry he sets the whole country on fire and a rainy cloud on its mission to stop him and extinguish the flames of fury.

Experience a top-notch top-down local-multiplayer election-sim area control game with stunning visuals and a whole lotta sound effects. (developer comment: there really are a lot of sounds;)

one or four pigeons

educational input on how elections definitely should not work

the inimitable possibility to visit the beautiful state of Tensucky

cacti with hats (but they are tiny)

aggressive hairdos

the potential to just add water to the ground